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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We are two peas in an std pod
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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