if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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