Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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