also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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