I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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