Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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