She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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