There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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