grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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