I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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