dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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