Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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