The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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