ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
This is my gift to your gina
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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