Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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