Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
this will be a night to untag.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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