I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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