So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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