great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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