I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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