K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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