Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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