the new term for farting is butt boxing.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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