That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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