so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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