i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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