I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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