I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I currently don't understand fingers.
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