Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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