they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
My ass is underappreciated
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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