We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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