Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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