We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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