Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
he was CRYING into my vagina
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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