Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
