What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
My life is pants optional.
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