i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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