Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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