You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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