something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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