ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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