Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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