O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
His hands were made for my vagina.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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