I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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