I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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