chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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