hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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