She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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