I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
