If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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