Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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