We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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